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3.01 |
The Furies |
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September 29, 1997 |
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"Xena's sanity was
not harmed during the production of this motion
picture. The Furies, however, will be opening
their own lap-dancing variety show off-off-off
Broadway soon." |
| Ares enlists the Furies
in his war with Xena, and the curse-enforcing goddesses
oblige him by making her crazy. |
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3.02 |
Been There, Done That |
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October 6, 1997 |
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"The rooster was not
harmed during the production of this motion picture,
although his feathers were severely ruffled. However,
a little gel and mousse straightened out the mess."
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| Shades of Bill Murray
in Groundhog Day : Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer get
mixed up with two feuding families on a day that
repeats itself over and over again. |
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3.03 |
The Dirty Half Dozen |
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October 13, 1997 |
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"No Convicts were reformed
during the production of this motion picture.
Can't we all just get along?" |
| Xena rounds up a gang
of cutthroats to battle the warlord Agathon ( Jonathon
Roberts ), a protégé of Ares who possesses
weapons made of a super-hard metal. |
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3.04 |
The Deliverer |
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October 21, 1997 |
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"Gabrielle was slightly
well-done during the production of this motion
picture. However, the producers would like to
recommend a zesty barbecue sauce to bring out
the full flavor of the episode." |
| Xena, Gabrielle and
the first priest ( Marton Csokas ) of a monotheistic
cult head for Britannia to battle their common enemy
Caesar — who promptly captures Gabrielle. |
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3.05 |
Gabrielle's Hope |
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October 27, 1997 |
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"Despite witnessing
the bizarre and somewhat disturbing birth of Gabrielle's
Hope, no farm animals were harmed or traumatized
during the production of this motion picture."
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| Gabrielle is left
shaken — and queasy — by her fiery encounter
with the evil spirit Dahak, and soon gives birth
to the daughter of darkness. She names her Hope
and hopes for the best, but Xena knows better. |
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3.06 |
The Debt, Part 1 |
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November 3, 1997 |
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"No Frock Tarts were
killed during the production of this motion picture
although they wish they had been." |
| As Xena and Gabrielle
travel toward the Eastern kingdom of Chin, Xena
recalls a kidnapping episode from her dark past
involving two rival Chin clans. |
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3.07 |
The Debt, Part 2 |
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November 10, 1997 |
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"Xena
and Gabrielle's relationship suffered another
blow (although Gabrielle doesn't know it yet)
during the production of this motion picture."
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| Conclusion. Flashbacks
recall Xena's transformation from evil to good.
But in the present, the "Green Dragon"
( Daniel Sing ) has captured Xena, and is breathing
fire at her. |
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3.08 |
King of Assassins |
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November 17, 1997 |
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"Due to the infliction
of a severe wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable
but not seriously harmed during the production
of this motion picture." |
| Gabrielle, Joxer and
Autolycus sneak into a palace to thwart an assassination
attempt by Joxer's evil lookalike brother, Jett.
The intended victim: Cleopatra ( Gina Torres ).
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3.09 |
Warrior...Priestess...Tramp |
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January 12, 1998 |
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"Despite another Xena
look-alike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle)
was not harmed during the production of this motion
picture." |
| A pious Xena lookalike
named Leah is in danger, and Xena and Gabrielle
want to protect her, but complicating matters is
Meg, another Xena lookalike who is anything but
pious. |
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3.10 |
The Quill is Mightier
than the Sword |
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January 19, 1998 |
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"No naked Gabrielles
were harmed during the production of this motion
picture." |
| Aphrodite casts an
odd spell on Gabrielle: everything she writes comes
to pass. Of course, what Gabrielle writes isn't
always precisely what she means. |
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3.11 |
Maternal Instincts |
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January 26, 1998 |
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"Xena and Gabrielle's
relationship was harmed during the production
of this motion picture." |
| Xena and Gabrielle
meet up with their respective offspring, Solon (
David Taylor ) and Hope ( Amy Morrison ). But the
reunions are hardly happy, thanks to Callisto. |
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3.12 |
The Bitter Suite |
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February 2, 1998 |
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"The musical genre
was not harmed during the production of this motion
picture. In fact, the Producers sincerely hope
you were A- MUSE -D by this episode." |
| ena and Gabrielle,
now mortal enemies, tumble over a cliff while fighting
and land in a dreamworld called Illusia in this
musical-fantasy episode. |
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3.13 |
One Against an Army |
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February 9, 1998 |
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"Gabrielle's ankle
was harmed during the production of this motion
picture." |
| Xena must hold off
a Persian army single-handed — and also tend
to Gabrielle, who's been struck by a poison arrow.
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3.14 |
Forgiven |
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February 16, 1998 |
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"No street-talking,
cat-fighting, barrroom-brawling juvenile delinquents
were harmed during the production of this motion
picture." |
| A teen with a bad
attitude picks a fight with Gabrielle, then tells
Xena that she wants to be her new partner. Gabrielle's
incensed, but Xena sees something in her. And as
it happens, she can be helpful: she knows who stole
a missing urn that Xena and Gabrielle are after.
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3.15 |
King Con |
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February 23, 1998 |
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"No Con-men were conned
during the production of this motion picture."
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| oor Joxer is conned
out of gambling winnings, then is almost killed
by the gambling-den owner's henchmen. So Xena decides
it's payback time. |
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3.16 |
When in Rome |
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March 2, 1998 |
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"Caesar's Palace was
not harmed during the production of this motion
picture. However, Crassus and the gladiators went
down for the count." |
| When Caesar captures
Xena's comrade in arms Vercinix ( Tamati Rice ),
the Warrior Princess captures Caesar's colleague
Crassus and proposes a swap. But she also assumes
treachery on Caesar's part, and plans accordingly.
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3.17 |
Forget Me Not |
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March 9, 1998 |
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"Xena and Joxer were
not forgotten during production of this motion
picture." |
| Gabrielle is troubled
but doesn't know why, so she visits the temple of
the goddess of memory, who sets her off on a journey
through her past (as seen in clips from previous
episodes). |
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3.18 |
Fins, Femmes, and Gems |
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April 13, 1998 |
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"Joxer's dignity was
slightly harmed during the production of this
motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie
was restored to its original condition."
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| Aphrodite ( Alexandra
Tydings ) steals the "mystic diamond"
that keeps the North Star lit, then casts spells
on Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer to keep them from retrieving
it. |
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3.19 |
Tsunami |
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April 20, 1998 |
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"No Cast or Crew were
singing "Tanks For The Memories" during
the production of this motion picture. However,
the phrase "Strike the Set" was given
new meaning." |
| Xena, Gabrielle and
Autolycus find themselves aboard a ship capsized
by a tidal wave. They do find an air pocket, but
so does a cutthroat, who thwarts them at every turn.
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3.20 |
Vanishing Act |
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April 27, 1998 |
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"Upon completion of
the filming of this episode, Autolycus' Scuba
Gear was placed on display at the Athens Diving
Institute for the education and enjoyment of future
generations to come." |
| Autolycus's reputation
as "king of thieves" is at stake when
a 20-foot statue turns up missing — and he
didn't steal it. So he vows to steal it back. |
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3.21 |
Sacrifice, Part 1 |
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May 4, 1998 |
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"No Pulsing Cocoons
were hatched during the production of this motion
picture. What you witnessed was purely a reenactment."
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| Xena saves Gabrielle's
friend Seraphin from being sacrificed, then learns
that she's willing to die — so that Gabrielle's
evil daughter Hope can be reborn. |
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3.22 |
Sacrifice, Part 2 |
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May 11, 1998 |
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"Gabrielle finally
went off the deep end during the production of
this motion picture." |
| Xena and Gabrielle
struggle to kill Hope, who has emerged from a cocoon
— fully grown and looking just like her mother
(Renee O'Connor plays both roles) |
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